The following is a compilation of "egg jokes" written at Easter time..just never got around to publishing them.
Two eggs were sitting in a bar. One turned to the other and said: "Well, what do we do now? We've already gotten laid."
Why did the newlyweds fry an egg on the sidewalk? They wanted to cement their relationship.
What do chickens who are actors say to each other before they perform?Break an egg.
What kind of car does a chicken drive? A Chevy Ova.
Why asre there never any eggs in sports play off games? They're always getting beaten.
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? His Mother Goosed him.
What do eggs do when they get bored? They play Scramble.
Why couldn't the egg pay his rent? He was always broke. Why was he always broke? He used all his money to buy crack.
Why was the egg so mean? His parents were fowl.
Where do you find the funniest eggs? In egg cartoons. (cartons)
Where do eggs gas up their cars? At shell stations
What do eggs study in college? Eggology and Eggonomics.
What are eggs favorite dogs? Shellties
Why was John Lennon such a good egg? He was married to Yolko Ono.
How are pilots like eggs? They enjoy frying.
What was the name of the Egg Trapeze group? The frying Wallendas.
What did the egg say to the tuna fish? I think we have a salad relationship.
What did the hard boiled egg say to the soft boiled egg? Timers on my side.
What is a chicken's favorite type of car? A hatchback.
Why did the egg get arrested by the game warden? It was poaching.
Where do eggs hang out in the evening? On the front poach.
How are bad eggs executed? In the electric skillet.
What kind of eggs are served in hell? Deviled eggs.
How do you know when eggs are angry? They're boiling.
What does a half baked egg wear to a wedding? Just a shirred and tie.
What was the eggs favorite song? "Beat It"
How do people buy eggs in India? Cash and curry.
How do chickens cut paper? With eggacto knives.
Why didn't the fox go into the chicken coop? It was too nesty.
What was Shakespear's favorite breakfast? Hamlet and eggs.
