Just got back from spending a few days at the hospital with my Mom, who had a bowel obstruction. In other words she was full of crap. I knew right away when I got to the ER which room she was in without being told; I could hear soft laughter wafting from behind the curtain. My family always copes with crisis using levity as a release. My brother was obviously busy entertaining the troops. My turn now. I'm sure the whole family will get LOTS of mileage out of the most recent crisis which was quite painful for my Mom but we were able to take her mind off of the pain for periods of time. :)
Here are my creative alternative methods for alleviating a bowel obstruction: Enjoy!
1. Dinner at Taco Bell
2. Use the "magic gripper"
3. Spray some "PAM"
4. Call Rotorooter
5. Make use of a "plumbers' snake"
6. Carry a small baggie of maggots at all times
7. Visit Jiffy Lube
8. Give the term "having a stick up one's ass" a whole new meaning
9. Make use of the vacuum cleaner hose, followed by the crevice tool.
10. Say a "Yo Momma" joke to a brother and hope they beat the crap out of you.
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